This book is a 12th printing from 1969 (originally published in 1958) and is in the Library of Congress. It is a fat book, it is 9.25 x 6.5 x 2" and has 377 pages. It still has the paper jacket and the book is in great condition. No writing, no dog ears. If you need to write speeches and have a need for some humor- this book is for you. Or even if you just want to have some jokes on hand to break the ice such as
"Every married man should forget his mistakes. No use in tow people remembering the same thing." da dum. It has 1,363 brief stories and 2,141 humorous definitions.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns
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I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
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- Items on sale
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Frequently Asked Questions
When will I receive my refund for a damaged product.
I will happily refund for anything damaged during shipping. However, I must receive pictures of the damage, the box and the wrapping. I will refund you as soon as I receive this in order to file a claim with USPS or Shipsurance.
How much is a custom mermaid?
It depends on the size and the work involved. Custom mermaids start at $50.
I saw an item like this on EBay for less. Can you match the price?
No.
Can you hold an item until I get paid?
No. I have done this before, taken the item out of inventory and then the person never bought. This causes me to have to pay to re-list the item and miss out on other potential sales. Please do not ask me to do this.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, I do!